badmiiversepost:
“ “take it back Samantha” “take it back” ”

badmiiversepost:

“take it back Samantha” “take it back”

(via thebootydiaries)

meanplastic:

Me in biology class

(via chilled)

Don’t tell me I’m not alone, because at 3:57 am on a gloomy friday when I’m smothered in the darkness, there is no one there to hear my cries. No one to hold me as I scream out for help. It’s just me and my demons.

holly (via d-disconsolate)

(via fuck-off-you-stupid-whore)

archiemcphee:

The Department of Magnificent Manicures has been enchanted by these magical Harry Potter-themed nails.Bored Panda is assembling an exhaustive collection of creative manicures inspired by a wide variety of characters and details from J.K. Rowling’s world of wizardry. These are some of our favorites, but click here to view them all.

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Photos by sammylovesfossas, artavik, melissarenea, li_likaaaa, clairelofthouse,
allwaspolished
, ashearer3, rosebnails, starrilynails, nails_galore_x_, and
naileditnz
respectively.

[via Bored Panda]

jennstarkid:
“ jennstarkid:
“ jennstarkid:
“ I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
”
oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy
”
gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW
”

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

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oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

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gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

(via thebootydiaries)

at the ER

  • dad: doc u gotta help me my son is sick
  • doc: *takes his temperature* he has a fever of 420°!! what did you do!!!
  • dad: *looks at camera sincerely* he copped my mixtape

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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(via chilled)

nikynaa:
“ bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:
“ kuuderewolfgirl:
“ my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt” ”
I CAN NOT UNSEE
”

nikynaa:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

kuuderewolfgirl:

my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”

I CAN NOT UNSEE

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

(via thebootydiaries)

evilterf:

Women: I’d like to enjoy my day outside without being treated like my body is up for public scrutiny and having men scream disgusting things at me.
Men: YOU WANT IT TO BE ILLEGAL FOR MEN TALK? WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE FREEDOM OF SPEECH! YOU WANT TO DUCT TAPE ALL MEN’S MOUTHS SHUT SO THEY CAN NEVER TALK AGAIN!

(via imoonshine)

tardisity:

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

(via chilled)

principatus:

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

(via chilled)

6thseason:

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(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

bepeu:

i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)